Thursday 1 January 2009

"These lips, belong to someone else and yu know it..."

Morning! =D. Kind of haha. Its pretty early in the day, an i feel....nice? is that the word? inbetween good and bad? Average!!! that'll do =)

Sooo...(This is taking longer than expected, looking at "Tenchu Z" reviews haha)

Ok, back to the point. Yesterday was Wednesday =D It was fun. Went up town with Bethany and just hung out at ascoughfee. or however you spell it =S i usually spell it how i say it which is "Ass-coffee" but typing that just looks silly XD

So yeah t'was fun. met her outside woolies, and we walked to WHSmiths for some unknown reason =S then just sat on ascoughfee benches for aaaages. =) It was mega cold thow so before my nose and her feet fell off from frostbite, we walked into the shops to get warm, then just ended up back on the bench haha. Seem's pretty boring to you...and her...fun for me =D

So yeah, sent mum on an errand this morning. =) i need one of those scart cable extender 3 in 1 things...so off she has gone with everybody leaving me in a cold empty house.

...My room is a mess...i tidied it up not long ago =S it's usually a mess when i get ready to go out because i change what im wearing about 20 times in the space of half an hour =S like

"oh, this one is red, i might wear it....actually no, i think ill wear the black shirt...oh but its too cold for that...the white jumper? naaaa, probably best just a t-shirt, dont worry ill wear a scarf....this scarf? naaaa too thick...THIS ONE!!! nope, its dirty...errr...the one over here? yeah that'll do the trick"

So yeah... XD

Hmm...its 2009. I feel like i should say something like "hooray! or woo, happy new year! how amazing!" but really i could'nt care less =S just a different number. Back to Janurary...woo.

But yeeeeah..been tinking alot of this recently aswell...involving somebody =)

I really want them to think the same of me or something like that =) and i wanna spend loads of time with them to know them better. I really like them =) i think she might know =( i usually come straight out with these things but im trying not to =(

Anyway, i have to get on now so byeeeeee x x x x x

Sunday 28 December 2008

"...Honesty is more my taste anyway" =D

Haha, why does the font never work properly? =S oh well. I like the font, have i used this one before? is it new? these my wiggles, are mysterys i cannot be bothered to solve haha. Anyway...omg, who even reads all this? I have LOADS to put down...ill start on the....19th? was it the 19th oh well...a few days before christmas...i nearly put "x-mas" but punctuation makes the world go round XD

I hate that feeling, that i get in my throat, that makes me angry and just...uncomfortable. I just got told something that bothers me, and now i tingle inside, i feel like someone is squeezing my insides, i shake a bit...i dont like it, i feel angy, and i have thousands of qustions running around in my head. Im past this

I've tried my hardest to entertain...people dont like me when im un-chatty and a bit down, and people find me annoying when im hyperactive and in a cheery mood. Fuck 'em. At least i wont go cry about it =) anyway...

(Very hard to concentrate now im angry)

Anyway, about the thing i just got told...i was drunk =) and in a good mood. So i'll just let you be a cunt in the corner.

OK! lets get back to it.

I went to Becky's house party on a Saturday night, it was alot of fun, i went before everyone else and me and her had our own little party with loud music and a marshmallow fight because everyone was late, so by the time everyone got there i was drunk =) and i got drunker, and drunker untill i threw up...on Beckys drive. (Sorry Beckys Mum)

So slept over there, and on the way home got mum a christmas present, twas amazing, a little "me to you" bear dressed as a pig haha. got home and wrapped everyting, put it in a bag and left in in the corner of the room =) i wouldnt miss it then.

So not alot happened between the party and christmas...oh whatever...xmas then >=( the long word is too much effort. and because im angry...im chewing my t-shirt...and now its wet and cold haha. nice.

So then the big day! X-MAS!!!

It was pretty amazing...i woke up at 7:00am...but was way too tired so ended up getting up at 8:30am. I'm pretty damn laz usually, but not for xmas haha.

So yeah, got people up, we all sat in the conservatory and opened prezzies! =D then the usuall thankyou's and we all buggered off upstairs to mess around with wht we'd got while mum and barry made breakfast and and an hour together =)Josh set up his keyboard and his Wii, Max set up his new music system thingy and i set up moi 360 XD

yeah ok its a little sad, but i love it so much haha.

So yeah, then went to ma Uncles for a bit. hung around with Ryan and Aiden and whatever, and then went home, messed around and went to Amy's. I got her a picture fram and an apron she wanted, and he got me some dvd's and a postr, and her mum got me funky socks haha.

(Do i regret my earlier angry shout out? ... ... NO! i stand by it =D )

But yeah...anyway. So yeah, xmas was pretty damn amazing. After that nothing much has happened, i talked to Becky a bit nd Bethany alot. Meeting Bethany on Wednesday, should be aot of fun. hope so =D it'll be well difficult and uncomfortable to begin with, but should be fun =D

Hehe, aaaand was playing F.E.A.R. the other night...(360 game) and its soooo spooky. I love scary stuff haha, but i was playing it in thedark, when people are asleep, and with them huge full covring earphones (for the surround sound thingy) and i was walking along, and there were some men, so i shot them before they shot me (an arm flew off of one i think XD) then it all went quiet and when the dust cleared i moved along, started to climb down a ladder, and as i looked up there was this little girl ghost...and i actually let out a little "eeeep" bu that wasnt the worst bit... i then went down the ladder, turned to the left, and there was this guy ghost just jump out of noware towards me shouting "i know who you are!!!" and so...like a girl... i screamed haha. and woke people up XD but i wormed my way out of a telling off with a good explanation...i simply said...

"I had been told to hunt down a phsycic cannibal who controlls an army of phsycic soldiers that are trying to release a science experiment gone wrong woman who is also both of our mothers who keeps coming to us both in visions at a water treatment plant as part of f.e.a.r. team 1 being sent in alone because Junkowski is missing and presumed dead =D"

And mum simply said..."oh bugger off"

I find stuff like that works pretty well if you say it really fast haha. people dont know what to make of it so just forget it, most of the time haha. Like today Amy rang and was like "what were you doing yesterday?" and i just said "fighting aliens for a heat source in the baron snow plains" now if i had just said "stayed in bed" she would have been in a shit mood...again...but she just said..."wierdo" and let me off haha. im such a prisoner =S haha. but yeah, TRY IT! it works. just explain in lrge detail what you were actually doing, could work for you to haha.

So yeah, thats about it =D Got a "Innerpartysystem" CD for xmas, and i love it, its probably the best CD ive ever had haha. many repeat plays =D

So yeah, im in a good mood now. =) forgive me little mood swing haha. Hormones apparently XD i reckon, bcuase im so girly (and proud)maybe i have boh sets? there are also other reasons, but im not posting them on here haha...no, i dont have a mangina...that isnt one of them...old greg does thow!

"IM OLD GREEGGGGGGGG!"

"Do you love me? ever drank baileys from a shoe? wanna go to a club where people wee on each other? im old greg!"

I <3>

Anyway..im going to sleep soon...because i can =D nighty night!!! x x x x x x x x

ONE MORE THING!!!

I keep havin...dreams? and they keep happening! =O now i dont believe in alot of this mystical crap...but woah. when you dream that you do something lik spilling sugar...and you do it...its a coincidence..but when you dream about a person coming into your room and telling you something, and then it happens for real...it starts to get wierd. Some of the dreams are just normal everyday stuff, some i can remmeber well...some i cant...and some are very persoanall, involving people i know, and dont know...so if they start to happen...something is wrong =S its probaly me being a dick, but oh well =) bye for real! x x x

Wednesday 17 December 2008

Not leaving much to the imagination in those pretty high heels...

I have been listening to that song for a while now...so im going to put a line from it as a title...because i can haha. the song is by Lovehatehero and is called "She put's the HO in HOmewrecker". Ive been listening to it alot lately... so yeah.... making a mark on history haha XD

Anyway...today...

Well tonight's liitle post-mc-doodle will probably be better than last haha. Im actually in a writing mood and got a fair bit to talk about.

Woke up at 6:00am this morning...usual stuff for college =D and sorted out my hair, did my fringe spiked it around and whatever else. I also remembered to clean my ear piercing with the solution stuff...which i havnt been doing...oh yeah, i think...last week? I had Emma pierce my ear for me, was pretty amazing under the college stairs because you arent supposed to do it at college haha...were just THAT hardcore. So know ill just wait for it to heal properly...and maybe...MAYBE...stretch it. i really want to an have wanted to for years but just never did..odd isnt it?

So yeah...left the house in a shitty mood =S i have no idea why haha, i just did, but thats the best thing about music isnt it? you can listen to a few songs, use your imagination and just get jazzed into a completely different mood =D i usually sleep on the college bus, so i try and imagine im in a band singing the sing to a crowd of people, and thats like, a small dream of mine so yeah, it usually cheers me up.

Got into college...(i hate buses...i never get comfortable.) and did about half an hours work haha...then after the break...we came back...and Gary (the lecturer) just came up to me and said "hey Zac...you wanna play Halo?" and i just turned to him and screamed..."GARY! i would friggin LOVE to play halo!" haha. So it was pretty amazing that for the rest of his lesson he set up a 360...(Elite of course XD) and me and a few mates took turns on Halo 3, Bad company and Call of Duty 4. =)

So that was alot of fun. Ive also been teasing Matt...yano? the one that hates everybody? anyway...he's VERY "anti - gay" a i hate people who are like that, i dont really ever get angry, but today...he made me mad haha. (Luckily this was before the 360 thing so it didnt ruin it haha) and he said stuff like "I'll get my mate to come in and beat you up, because he carries a weapon" or "My brother could take all of you, hes like, 13 stone!" all because im a bit camp... so i teased him. I chased him down the corridoor "thrusting" towards him haha..he ran so fast....he thinks im being serious...i wouldnt touch him if ou paid me =) wow...im being bitchy...oh well...he deserves it.

So then...apart from that, me, Sam and Saint went to morrisons and baight ourselfs all the elements of a picnic and had one at college haha... we had cookies, coke, paper cups, bread sticks, more cookies etc...and it was alot of fun just relaxing with a game of cards getting hyper off all of the sugar in the coke haha... so we got into the Audio lesson....and Sam (lecturer) said, yeah, you three go to the library and et out some DVD's....so naturaly...we did haha...we chose...
  • Final Destination 2
  • Spiderman 3
  • P.S I love you
  • Shaun of the dead

I love Zombies...the idea of zombies and the many different kinds of zombie just interest me =S so i had to get a zombie movie in there haha. Its one of my favoroute movies so yanooooo XD

So yeah we sat and watched that, and by the time i had climbed around...let me count... 1500 stairs..i was very hot...so my hair was destroyed...so i put my hat on...and then for some reason i didnt feel comfortable in my clothes =S i really dont like clothes. If i could i would walk around naked....but i can think of many more reasons not to do that, than to actually do that haha.

So yeah, thats about all my day. I was trying to be in a good mood today, but everyone around me was just in a shitty mood so i gave up haha. I cantwait to just break up for christmas...all the work and crap ive had to pu up with at class, i deserve a break haha. And after christmas...me and Bethany will be meeting up =D so that should be alot of fun. =) so yeah...bye blog haha...

much lovesiedoodlesmcfoodlespoodles!

x x

Tuesday 16 December 2008

"throw your panties on the stage...oh no, wait! youre under-age!!!"

haha....heard that in a Song once...no idea what one but hey. it works XD

Just changed the font, i think ill use this one haha.

So...i have like two weeks to do...but cant be bothered...so here goes...

BEST BITS!!!

Ok, so the past few weeks have been groovy, ive been at my mums wedding! i looked so smart and made people cry using the sheer might of my sexy-ness...

Ok, so i lied about that last one haha, but yeah it was good. They were watering down beer thow so couldnt properly get drunk =( not that im like that anyway haha.

Also, been seeing alot of mates, having ALOT of giggles...arguing with certain people and making friends with others. =D i make a new friend every week or so, so this weeks frien is Bethany!!! ta-daaaa! haha yeah she's cool she randomly added me on bebo, so i added her back on MSN, and now we talk alot haha. and are gonna make a list of questions for each other =D and then meet up after christmas is over, ask the questions and have a jolly good time =D i cant put everything about our little conversations on here because on MSN im juggling 3 conversations and one argument haha. A serious argument too. with someone i donmt wanna fall out with but might...call it...a clash of personalities. haha...

And now my mind is blank...shit.

Right, ill do one tommorow..and ill promise itll be better!

Byeeee x x x

Monday 1 December 2008

"Im driving..." - "Fuck you...im driving..."

Gawwwwd...how many times am i gonna hear "Grounds for divorce" by "Elbow" on the t.v!? heard it like a million times! yeah its an awsome song but christ! anyway... Alreet!!! well...this is a blog...so lets get bloggin! XD

Alrighty-then...the past few days (leading up to a week) was pretty good. Not alot happened...but it was a nice few days.

On the thursday nothin happened really...i stayed in (because it was cold) and played guitar for the majority of the day, i usually try to keep all volumes down...t.v, music etc. Ive had a few run-ins with people over it in the past but to be honest...i just couldnt be arsed with it haha. turned everything up full...tuned the strings down and tried some "Bring me the Horizon"...didnt work very well so i ended up playing "Situations" alot haha.

So yeah, luckily, nobody complained =D so smiles all around for that one...but then when i was done i was playing "Black" for a while...and i like having that up VERY loud...i always wanted to go into the army...i would if i wasnt so unfit and "unsuited" so a video game is the closest i have haha. it sounds like a warzone thow when its up loud...lots of bangs and shouting =S but my little brother is worse haha...anyway...

So yeah...friday was good. Wow...friday was the best day of the year ive had so far! i dont know why =S the weather was amazing...the hair stayed how i wanted it...we got to go out and do photography...we had "fun" in Pams lesson, and i met a few new people and a girl that loves Bring me the horizon...but dresses chavy...i was like "are you taking the piss?" and she was like "noooo...i love mosh pits" so that was amazing haha...but she was going to be sick...very sick..so i tried to talk from a distance haha.

Saturday was plain...not alot happened...went to Boston with mum for a wedding suit fitting...and shopped around...so yeeeah..pretty cool. then slept round amy's. yup.

So now monday has gone...the decorations are up early...and x-mas is nearly here...i shall write some more another time...and its mega cold...so goodnight!!!!!!

x x x x

Wednesday 26 November 2008

Hibbidygagabooboo!

Well then moi little shadow puppets...

A good day (or night) or posting. Ooooooh yes.

Been a wild day...i cant remember the last time i did a post...so ill just cover today...

Soooooo....

Well...today had to lugg my guitar around all day today. Its ok for the first half of the day, but after that it gets pretty friggin heavy...like mega heavy. But it was good because I actually got to get in the recording studio and play some stuff. Now im not all that good at the guitar, in reality, the guitar is a bit pants... The bottom 3 strings are going rusty, the bridge is too low, the cable to the amp is shit...the amp itself is shit...and it holds the strings in tune for all of two minutes. However, it is my first guitar, so for starters its not supposed to be amazing, and for seconds...when i get better i can go out and buy a nice decent one... but untill then...ill keep practicing untill im satisfied with my skills haha.

Right, anyway, so yeah today we got to the recording studio and sat in there, it was a shit hole, wires and shit everywere, so after we crawled through it all we set it up, recorded the drums, and then plugged me in to the huge amp XD (loved it) so yeah, i was trying to keep the noise down because there were alot of people outside in the cafe bit, but Sam (lecturer) was like, "No mate, turn it up!" and im just sat there looking at him like... "Are you sure thats ok to do?!" so i turned it up, played the bloody James Bond theme, and burst an ear drum... i think i sat to close to it haha. But yeah it was good.

Also, i typed 3 whole words today...i have ages to do my work for Gary so yeah, ill just sit around for a bit listening to music haha. But the main part of the day, has to be Me, Saint, Sam (not lecturer) and Lewis TRYING our very hardest to get rid of... MATT.

I dont like to be evil, or mean, but what the hell is that guy doing here!?! I rekkon hes at college because nobody else could stand to have him! he needs to be locked up and kept out of reach of anybody who...
  • Is Gay (or Bi or slightly camp)
  • Larger than the average person
  • English
  • European
  • Basically...anyone who isnt American
  • Outspoken
  • Religious
  • Looks religious
  • Different Race
  • Doesnt give him money
  • Basically...the entire human bloody race

Hes such a ....Bastard. Thats all i can think of to describe him that isnt morally offensive or just wrong! Lewis says he's the re-incarnation of Hitler, but he wishes he was american, watches ALOT of wrestling, and beats people up for fun. Yeah, i think there is something wrong with him, maybe a disorder...but its also obvious that he is very very capable still...and that it would only count to 10% of the problem...the other 90% is him just being a generally bad person. he agrees with knife and gun crime... Says he beats his dad up for money, beats up people who believe in god...Of course. He is a mega bullshitter, and the majoriy of our day is spent trying to trick him into fucking off... Oh yeah, he also has a 14 year old girlfriend who he lends out to two other guys, and he's 17 =S

Was hillarious the other week when he was jibbering on about it and i just said "So let me get this straight...you have a girlfriend? she has two other boyfriends? what? did you lend her out or was it all a team effort?"...

We all hurt from laughting at him...as did the majority of strangers listening in the background. You might think its mean...but spend an hour with him...

Anyway...now that thats over with...

In Gary's lessons...all i get is shit. Its a good giggle, and im very happy to giggle with it. However... today all ive been getting (and probably all ill get for the next month) is "Zac proper loves Chloe"...i dont lol. I may have said in the last blog she was pretty cool..and yeah she was. But according to Lewis and Saint, i was totally sucking up to her haha...i wasnt...so now they think, and have told her mates i fancy her...i dont...much XD

So yeah, apart from that the rest of the day has been good. Been out tonight, planned a bit more christmas stuff and talked to some mates on MSN. Amy got me a pair of gloves with like, skeleton fingers on them...and they keep my hands warm so yay! so yeah...im tired now...im gonna sleep...after ive found a battery for the MP3....cant sleep without music haha.

Night night!

x x x x x

Monday 24 November 2008

"Whardafuck i wannacarvan with no wheels fer?"

Well...Good mood today got alot to talk about...well....kind of haha

Anyway...The past few days / week... Wow im getting distracted by the TV haha....its a world war 2 thing...on BBC2...i think its called "band of brothers"....i love anything about WW2 lol. Anyway...

"Do you like d-a-gs?"

Im probably gonna be doing that alot in this post haha. I watched Snatch again at the weekend, which i havnt seen for aaaaaages....and Lock-stock before that...so im full of quotes haha. All me and Lewis been doing for the past few days is just coming up with crap from the movies haha. Probably fav old movie lol.

Anyway..."Cupid...stupid" =D

Well...had a bit of work to do...did it haha. College has been pretty normal really...had alot of fun and whatever else. Got a new phone...Sony Ericsson. Pretty swish haha. but i need a new memory card because the one i got only holds about 23 songs...speaking of songs..i only realised this morning how loud i actually have my music on the bus...i thaught it was pretty quiet...however, me being nosy, when the girl i sat next to today turned to her friend and said "If he doesnt turn that bastard music down..." i realised haha. I took it out my ears and yeah...she could probably hear every bloody word XD ... or scream haha.

Aaaanyway...i cant remember alot else. Nearly christmas! haha. cant wait. This morning i ordered a desert scarf and a new hoody...hope its not too big XD

Also got Amy the last of her X-mas presents lol. I hope she likes them =D AND..speaking of presents...im a little bastard haha...

I have this bad habbit of wanting to know what ive got MEGA bad...so ill go out of my way to find out. I think for christmas last year i got Amy really mad because i was trying to bribe her fammily into telling me, and just bugging her about it untill she snapped...unfortunatly...my mum is another story XD shes just the same, so anything i do she just counters it and either lies or plays tricks. Like when last year i wanted a PSP and she just kept saying she couldt find one because of the x-mas rush lol, which got me reeeeealy ratty because io knew otherwise...then when i do eventually find out what ive got...i wish i didnt know lol. Me and her are so alike.

She put chocolate icing up my nose today haha. Max plays rugby...so if he wanted to restrain me...he could...and did...so mum grabbed a lump of icing and smothered it all over me...while i screamed like a girl, triend not to get it in my hair nad sneezed chocolate...then she got moody because i bit her finger haha. Serves her right =D

Anyway... Yeah, sat at college toda and met some new people, the first was Sam's friends friend...who was a complete bitch...i dont wanna be mean...but girls like that just put me off girls completely lol And the next waaasssss...Chloe? i think thats her name? "Chloe Olivia" haha. She was proper cool. I could tell Lewis thaught she was a nut-job, but she was cool haha. Now im pretty strange...so i keep my thaughts to myself...things today i didnt bother sharing were "Do you think you can describe things with other things properly like..."The caravan of the ford world"" or "If dinosoars didnt die...would we be like the flintstones or just live in fenced off areas?" so, with this girl, i think we could of hd amazingly long conversations about random crap...anyone as full of random shit as me deserves an award haha.

"You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a piss head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

I couldnt rememver ALL of that so looked it up haha...good ol' Brick Top.

So yeah. Thats all ive done these few days. been pretty normal so will update if anything comes up haha... so yeah, im gonna go to sleep now lol.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

x x

"Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?"
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."